dog tired

GIMMEGIMMEGIMME

vader — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 02:43:39 +0000

what’s that in your hand?

is it food, or a new toy?

i’m so excited!

NAY

vader — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 23:25:39 +0000

this monster is no

gentle giant–did you see

he tried to bite me!!

FELIZ NAVIDOG

vader — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 02:59:02 +0000

luckily i live

in the people house but if

not i’d expect this

FLEECED

vader — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 17:39:09 +0000

i don’t care how cold

it is outside, i do not

want to wear this thing

IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

vader — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 02:40:04 +0000

the music is too

loud and the flickering lights

give me a headache

RAKISH

vader — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 00:05:21 +0000

sorry, i’m more of

a supervisor than a

common laborer

IS IT NAP TIME YET?

vader — Sun, 13 Nov 2011 23:42:59 +0000

the older i get

the more often i need a

coffee pick-me-up

I LEAN

vader — Sun, 13 Nov 2011 02:26:24 +0000

why does she make me

pose just so in front of this

particular stone?

VACATION QUASI-HAIKUS BY ALEX

vader — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 14:51:16 +0000

i am so happy

my life is so good

baloo’s food is so tasty

he can kiss my ass

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i am so lucky

life is so good

vader’s bed is so comfy

he can kiss my ass

TASTES LIKE CHICKEN

vader — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 01:28:13 +0000

my parents would not

visit a place where humans

eat dog meat… would they?